(like what I did there? with the french? tres sexy non?)
This is me participating in The Un-Mom’s loverly meme…brace yourself to be covered in the awesome. Seriously, you should maybe put on an old shirt so you don’t get anything on yourself.
Ew. I kinda just grossed myself out.
Yesterday my blackberry was blowing up with messages from incredulous people. Why you may ask…because my husband thought it would be hilarious to post my Facebook status as, “I think I’m pregnant again.” I can’t decide if I’m more amused or horrified. The amusement and horrification is two-fold; 1) he actually hacked my status and 2) people actually believed him. (Did I mention that our son Diego is only 5 weeks old?) Any suggestions as to what I should change his status to…since I know all his passwords. *insert evil plan laugh*
I bought some ground sausage and I plan to make this later. Hope it turns out ok.
there are no words
Have you seen the trailer for that movie The Town? (I think Ben Affleck is in it.) Those rubber nun masks those dudes are wearing creep me out every time I see it.
Seriously it makes me want to bust out my rosary.
**shudders**
Ndnspeechmom 
I totally want to see the Town and those masks are pretty gruesome. And your husband’s status could read “Anyone for drinks? I’m buying…” *evil assistant laugh*
Biscuits and gravy are awesome. We do them for breakfast all the time. They will turn out great!
Not sure what to put as hubby’s status–maybe a vascetomy post?
Those masks seriously make that movie look like a terrifying horror flick.
Mmm…biscuits and gravy! I’m coming over. Those masks ARE creepy! Wear one while you hack into the hub’s FB. My kids hacked my FB so much, they earned their way into Urban Dictionary. Brats! Getting hacked by your kids (we’ll add hubby) and them changing the status is called getting Coxed! So go Cox him back!
Oooh! Biscuits and gravy. Yum!
Paybacks are hell. You could give his status as something like, “My wife has decided to leave me. After months of her suspicion, I finally admitted the truth last week…. I am gay.” and add in some sincere apologies to you and the family. Keep us posted on the evil plan.
You might mention the viagra in his status.
That FB thing is hilarious. Sometimes I see pregnancy announcements on there and think “Oh please, oh please let that be a joke” but those ones never are.
I like what Christina said!
-make sure you also change his password so he can’t change his status once you post it!
Change his relationship status so it says he’s dating one of his guy friends!
Something about a freezing bag of peas is always good for laughs!
Hahaha your husbands pretty slick. Thats prob the one and only good fake status a guy could get a girl with. I can’t think of a good one. Nice blog btw!
I know all hubby’s passwords but he knows none of mine. Muahhahhahhaha.
I don’t let the power go to my head though. Much.