#1….clearly Ralph G. Macchio and I are destined to be BFF’s. Take that John C. Mayer

I'm on top of Ralph G. Macchio.

 

It would appear that I have successfully John C. Mayer’d Ralph G. Macchio.  I kind of hope Ralph G. Macchio googles himself.  Ralph G. Macchio if you are reading this we need to plan your comeback.